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Old Age Hip Flask:

Old Age hip flask is a great way to ensure you have your medicine with you at all times. This small attractive hip flask is convenient and can hold enough medicine to be taken up to 3 times a day (that's if you want to make it last that is).

Whatever your medicine may be, aspirin, caffeine, Port, Whiskey, Cider . . . Pop in your hip flask and away you go, no worrying about forgetting your tipple. Its right by your side!!

Past It NotesWe all tend to start forgetting things as we get older. "Past It Notes" have been designed to help with remembering those essential task's on a day to day basis.
The essential things we all need to remember are planned out on these little "Past It Notes" all you need to do is remember to tick them off!!

Examples of a day to day routine:
. Get up
. Get washed/ Visit Lavatory
. Put your teeth in
. Glasses
. Money
. Pants
. Nurse's Number

There's no longer any need to worry about forgetting, just stick these notes somewhere you will remember - preferably under your nose!!

Old Age Cook Book:

Jamie's "Old Gummies Cookbook" - recipes for meals where teeth are not required.

Let's face it, when teeth are not available how are we meant to enjoy our food, Easy!!
Don't give up just yet . . . this little book will help you on your quest to enjoy your food again and to making those delicious meals you once enjoyed back in the day!

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. Weight Gain?

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